“The flag eats heroism to protect and spread itself and returns nothing.”

Absolutely brilliant. For kids who grew up reading choose-your-own-adventure novel, this book is a more sophisticated version that keeps all the nostalgia. It's beyond clever, the structure of the book itself and the writing are both top notch.

SO GOOD. Every twist makes you go “I should have seen that coming!!” Fantastic, I bet a reread would make it even better.

This is a beautifully written, approachable book about a complicated issue. It's careful to not be reductive and always emphasizes the humans behind the numbers.

Is it good? No. Is it fun? Sure! Go for it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hysterical premise, pretty well executed. I'd like more of his boring life enhanced by vampire powers and less action, to be honest, but it's still a really fun read.

I will never be happy again. My heart is broken beyond repair. Five stars.