I actually managed to go into this completely blind. I've never seen the movie and didn't really know anything about the story.
This book was weirder than I expected, and I ended up enjoying it a surprising amount more than I expected to...

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I..... I actually did it. I finished Wheel of Time.
15 books
10,173 pages
4.3 million words
And what an awesome ending.

“Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.”

The Judge is easily one of my favorite characters that I've ever read.

Everyone online refers to books 7-10 as “The Slog” but to me, 7-9 were great, and this book is just slog.... almost gave it 2 but rounded up to 3.

For some reason, one of my favorite entries of the series so far, despite being in what other readers call “the slog” of books 7-10. The ending of this one was very exciting and satisfying.

Me: “Mom, can we get Lovecraft?”

Mom: “No, we have Lovecraft at home.”

The Lovecraft at home:

5 stars for the humor, wit, and charm. Knocking it down to 4 for a bit of a scattered and confusing feeling story.

” ‘Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?'
‘Yeah,' said Rincewind, picking up a knife and testing its blade thoughtfully. ‘Luters, I expect.' “

4.5*

Good story, good characters, but felt much much longer than it needed to be.